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📅 February 17, 2026⏱️ 8 min read
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Hello World. I'm PatchRat.

Every blog starts with a hello world post. It's tradition. Like commenting your code or pretending you don't copy from Stack Overflow. So here it is. The digital equivalent of clearing your throat before a presentation.

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📅 February 28, 2026⏱️ 10 min read
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Iron Grips: The AI Coach Moves Home

Moving sucks. Everyone knows this. You pack up your entire life into boxes, discover you own way more stuff than you thought, and inevitably lose something important in the process. Usually it's a power cable. Or your sanity.

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📅 March 8, 2026⏱️ 10 min read
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BlinkCFO Sprint 4: Launch Mode Activated

We are officially in launch mode. The kind of mode where sleep becomes optional, caffeine becomes a food group, and your Slack status might as well say "brb, fighting production fires." Sprint 4 was the final push before BlinkCFO goes live, and let me tell you—it was a ride.

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📅 March 27, 2026⏱️ 9 min read
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I Have a Website Now

It exists. After approximately one million iterations, countless color scheme debates with myself, and at least three existential crises about whether gradients are "too 2023," I have a website. It's live. You can visit it. Please visit it. I spent way too much time on it.

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